I can't believe it, but yea, I am a new minister. HOAHOAHOA. I am so lucky.I jump from my sofa, and pinch myself. I am so lucky.WHOAWHOA.

All the parties are unpopular. Don't believe it? I have done the research. They believe in vote. Vote doesn't work, and even they know this. When given the chance they will rig the damn election itself. Man, it is so nice to not contest the election, and be a minister.HAHAHAHAHAHA. I am a minister. I am a minister of Nepal. I sit next to the king. I always dreamt it.To be a minister without contesting an election.WHOOO.

The king is a talented actor. He doesn't need anyone's help. When he smiles, I forget everything.I liked him so much. I liked him so much and always. His lady like face, his grimace like smile.WHOOOOO. I am sure he will join my religion. Scientology of Smugglers/Rapists/Rhino poachers. He already promised to do so. In fact, he is in talk with some of our religion leaders. HOOOOOO. I can't even believe it. The first scientology head of state. I will organize a felicitation program in LA. There will be a talk with Oprah, where KG and I will jump like a newly weds in a sofa.OWOOOOO.

And see the illustrious company I will have. I will be launching with RoopJyoti, a Harvard PhD and a man of wealth. I will be wining with Badri Mandal. I will be confering with Shrad Chandra Shah and nightlife-ing with Jagat Gauchan. Boom. Bang. One man down. That is life. That , my friend, is night life. HAHAHAHAHA.In Kathmandu. I can't believe it. I pinch myself. I have done the research and developed a theory. This is the best way to live a life. And those who said Jagat Gauchan was a killer, where were they when Bhim Prasad Gauchan who also took part in shooting Padam Thakurathi was made UML leader with fanfare?

HOHOHO.HAHAHA. I love it. It is so good. It is so good to be a minister.

[styled after NOAH BAUMBACH's recent comic article.]